Learning from the Soaps

P: OH MY, have you seen how much Sam* looks like Will?

H: I know, isn’t he adorable?

P: If I didn’t know better, I’d have to ask for a paternity test.

H: Paternity?  For who?

P: For Will!

H: What?  How would THAT have worked.

P: Well, they were here for Mardi Gras a few years back.  WHO KNOWS what happened then between you all.

H: Will was ALREADY BORN then.

P: So?  Have soap operas taught you NOTHING?

*This is not the Sam you’re looking for.