Watch out Bill Gates

Will: “How ’bout grilled cheese for dinner?”

“What should we have with the grilled cheese?”

“I dunno. Maybe just grilled cheese.”

“Grilled cheese with salad?”


“With soup?”


“With lima beans?”

“No.” (pleasantly) “Just grilled cheese.”

“With rutabaga?”

“No, just grilled cheese only.” (This could go on for awhile.)

“What about french fries?”

“Oh. French fries?” (Said as if it’s the most novel idea in the world.) Yeah, I’d like summa those with grilled cheese.” (pause.) “I KNOW! How ’bout we have CHOCOLATE FRENCH FRIES with grilled cheese??”

“Will, if you could invent those, you’d rule the world.”