Truth in Advertising

My kids wear things with phrases like, “Little Angel,” “Sweet Boy,” and “Cutie Pie.” While those may be based on truth, so are phrases like “Up All Night.”

With that in mind, I’m thinking of a craft project for truth in kid advertising. T-shirts that display all aspects of having kids. Some examples:
“Driving Mom to Drink”
“Pulls poop from diaper”
“Spits like a champ”
“10 dirty diapers daily”
“Not ‘using my words'”
“Sleep all day, party all night”
“Bites while nursing”
“Eats bogeys”