Ahoy, Matey.

Current Will kick: pirates. Pirate do-rag (and shirt, which is currently in the washer and cannot be fished out of the dirty clothes for just one more day) compliments of awesome neighbors Linda and Walt. Sword in pocket built by legos (to horror of pacifist mother). Prisoner Kate unaware of her position as “pirate booty” under the command of the last scourge of the seven seas.
“Argh!”