Headlines

Great headlines from the most recent issue of The Onion:

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again
Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq
Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help
White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters
Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance
Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims
Nation’s Politicians Applaud Great Job They’re Doing
Bush: ‘It Has Been Brought To My Attendtion That There Was Recently A Bad Storm’