Looking forward to college in 59 years.

Will: “Daddy, how did you learn to drive?”

Paul: “I took classes and practiced.  When you’re 15, we’ll help you practice so that you can learn to drive.”

W: “I don’t think I want to drive until I am…. 20.”

P: “That sounds good to us.”

W: “Yeah, driving is sort of scary.”

Kate: “Yeah, I don’t want to drive until I am 64.”

W: “64?!  That’s SO OLD.  That’s, like, how old you are when you go to COLLEGE.”