Cold Spaghetti :: Nighttime Haiku for the Sleep Deprived

{ 2009 05 12 }

Nighttime Haiku for the Sleep Deprived

I ponder: kicks? shoves?
What recourse have I for this?
My snoring husband.

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Comments

jenny | 13-May-09 at 2:44 am | Permalink

G’s snoring sometimes drives me around the bend – or into the guest bedroom. has he tried breathe-right strips? those occasionally work to help control the snoring.
eli | 13-May-09 at 5:58 am | Permalink

Snoring dog? child? man?
Awakened in the dark
Quiet Alone Peace Please
Randy | 13-May-09 at 11:15 am | Permalink

Why not just leave some laundry on the bed?

You will solve one of two problems…
magpie | 13-May-09 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

I know well this feeling. I tell him to roll over, which often works.
heather | 13-May-09 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

easy solution
down the hall the guest bed waits
peace and quiet…alone

That’s what I do anyway. I’m kind of over the whole having to share a bed thing and a surprising number of my friends admit that they sleep apart from thier significant others too. At first I felt like I was doing marriage wrong if we didn’t sleep in the same bed every night but now I think that we both get along better when we’ve slept the night through.

Of course, I don’t have a solution for the kids waking me…that one will make me a million dollars.
Lucy | 13-May-09 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

Snoring husband drives me nuts too. I usually head for the other room, eventually, you know, after the kicking, shoving, roll over attempts fail so many times!

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