Meet the Crab

Mr. Crab-Like Orb Weaver. He’s camped out between our fence and our neighbor’s bush on the far side of our house (note houses in picture below… that’s us on the right.)
Here he is close up. It’s not a great picture, I should’ve used flash, but I did not want to get close. I understand he’s not poisonous, is generally helpful in getting rid of bugs, and makes a very impressive web… but that does NOT mean that I am interested in being friends.
I’m quite unsure of what to do about this guy. There is no doubt that Will would love to meet Mr. Crab. There is also no doubt that Mommy Does Not Like This Idea One Bit.