“Agua” = any liquid
“Shark” = the automated pool cleaner
“Gato” = any cat (tigers included)
“Stuck” = anything he can’t open
“Need help!” = I want to do something I shouldn’t be doing
Straining grunt = how he greets anyone on the toliet
“Bye bye, do do!” = what is said when any toilet flushes
“Bubbie!” = breasts, ie: what is said when walking past ladies’ lingerie department
“Hungry!” = I’m not really hungry but I want to delay bedtime
“Eat!” = I’m ready for food
“No” = answer to statements like, “Will, it’s time to brush your teeth.”
“Golf ball” = favorite game
“Wat ap-pin?” (aka: What happened?) = Something did not just go my way<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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