How can one tiny child, who isn’t even two years old, be such a monkey???!!!<\/p>\n
— Two trips to the pool
— Multiple walks around the neighborhood where he: chased birds, tried to grab bumble bees, attempted to eat acorns and berries, checked the mailbox at least 57 times, and stomped on ants
— Two household water accidents: one where he flooded the floor of Granna’s bathroom with the hand-held water spigot for the bathtub in the thirty seconds it took me to throw away his diaper; and another when my Mom, who was holding him, was on the phone and didn’t see him turn the sink spigot over the floor and turn on the water full blast, soaking her, a cat, and the floor
— Many, many, MANY games of “golf ball”
— Many, many, MANY trips up and down the stairs
— Emptying three drawers in our bedroom and playing in the piles of clean clothes
— 700 grapes, 1 cup of pudding, an apple, potatoes, vegetable soup, goldfish crackers, corn, peas, baked chicken, OFB, scrambled eggs, toast, and ham
— At least 5 bowel movements (complete with Will flushing it down the toilet calling “bye, bye, do-do!!”)<\/p>\n
How can a 1-year-old go through all of that in one day and STILL be crazy????<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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