{"id":90,"date":"2008-08-01T17:19:06","date_gmt":"2008-08-02T00:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=90"},"modified":"2008-08-05T20:50:34","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T03:50:34","slug":"then-what-did-homeland-security-hear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/01\/then-what-did-homeland-security-hear\/","title":{"rendered":"Then what did Homeland Security hear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My parents called.\u00c2\u00a0 They said that Kate called them last night.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Apparently, she called them and then walked around with the phone, babbling into it.\u00c2\u00a0 They could hear you and I talking in the background.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think they heard us talking about naked Fridays?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dunno.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe that&#8217;s why my Mom said they weren&#8217;t going to come over until Saturday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-91\" title=\"img_48211\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/img_48211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/img_48211.jpg 3072w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/img_48211-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My parents called.\u00c2\u00a0 They said that Kate called them last night.&#8221; &#8220;Oh?&#8221; &#8220;Apparently, she called them and then walked around with the phone, babbling into it.\u00c2\u00a0 They could hear you and I talking in the background.&#8221; &#8220;Do you think they heard us talking about naked Fridays? &#8220;Dunno.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe that&#8217;s why my Mom said they weren&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}