{"id":890,"date":"2005-09-08T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T18:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/09\/08\/headlines\/"},"modified":"2005-09-08T11:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T18:37:00","slug":"headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/09\/08\/headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great headlines from the most recent issue of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\">The Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again<br \/>Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq<br \/>Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help<br \/>White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters<br \/>Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance<br \/>Officials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot Victims<br \/>Nation&#8217;s Politicians Applaud Great Job They&#8217;re Doing<br \/>Bush: &#8216;It Has Been Brought To My Attendtion That There Was Recently A Bad Storm&#8217;<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/40305\"><br \/><\/a><b><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great headlines from the most recent issue of The Onion: God Outdoes Terrorists Yet AgainLouisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From IraqGovernment Relief Workers Mosey In To HelpWhite Foragers Report Threat Of Black LootersBush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For SustenanceOfficials Uncertain Whether To Save Or Shoot VictimsNation&#8217;s Politicians Applaud Great Job They&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}