{"id":842,"date":"2005-08-20T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-21T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/20\/conversation-transcript\/"},"modified":"2005-08-20T21:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-21T04:17:00","slug":"conversation-transcript","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/20\/conversation-transcript\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversation Transcript"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul: &#8220;Will, do you have a poopie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Will: (while straining and grunting as his face turns red) &#8220;Noooooooooo&#8230;. ah&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*pause*<\/p>\n<p>Paul: &#8220;Now do you have a poopie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Will: (with innocent, blinking eyes) &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul: &#8220;Will, do you have a poopie?&#8221; Will: (while straining and grunting as his face turns red) &#8220;Noooooooooo&#8230;. ah&#8221; *pause* Paul: &#8220;Now do you have a poopie?&#8221; Will: (with innocent, blinking eyes) &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}