{"id":737,"date":"2005-07-11T16:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T23:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/i-am-so-darn-short\/"},"modified":"2005-07-11T16:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T23:58:00","slug":"i-am-so-darn-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/i-am-so-darn-short\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so darn short!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/270\/3107\/1024\/DSC_0117.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/270\/3107\/320\/DSC_0117.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>I had a great time officiating Emily and Skip&#8217;s wedding&#8230; despite not being able to see a darn thing behind the wall of those taller than me (ie: everyone). <\/p>\n<p>I think my face here is saying to Emily, &#8220;are you SURE you want to be a part of OUR family?&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/picasa.google.com\/\" target=\"ext\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbp.gif\" alt=\"Posted by Picasa\" style=\"border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a great time officiating Emily and Skip&#8217;s wedding&#8230; despite not being able to see a darn thing behind the wall of those taller than me (ie: everyone). I think my face here is saying to Emily, &#8220;are you SURE you want to be a part of OUR family?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}