Things recently overheard, said by a voice that should have sounded like my Mother’s, but really sounded like mine:<\/p>\n
– “Please do not drive your Mother crazy today.”
– “Sit on your bottom, please. No, your bottom. Bott-tum. Your bottom. Thank you.”
– “Be good.”
– “We CLOSE doors, not SLAM them.”
– “I’m sorry, but you have to learn to listen to Mommy.”
– “I think I’m hungry for some monkey toes.”
– “What a great poo-pee!”
– “I’ll feel so much better if you just eat one more bite.”
– “Are you trying to make me crazy?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Things recently overheard, said by a voice that should have sounded like my Mother’s, but really sounded like mine: – “Please do not drive your Mother crazy today.”– “Sit on your bottom, please. No, your bottom. Bott-tum. Your bottom. Thank you.”– “Be good.”– “We CLOSE doors, not SLAM them.”– “I’m sorry, but you have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}