{"id":6693,"date":"2010-10-05T05:54:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T12:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6693"},"modified":"2010-10-05T05:55:49","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T12:55:49","slug":"paradise-awaits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/10\/05\/paradise-awaits\/","title":{"rendered":"Paradise Awaits!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere over Quintana Roo, Mexico&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6696\" title=\"Back Camera\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-3.jpg 478w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-3-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Belize!\u00c2\u00a0 This is the coastline north of Belize City.\u00c2\u00a0 The well-known islands (Cayes) are visible on the other side of the plane.\u00c2\u00a0 The water was so clear and still that it didn&#8217;t look at all like water&#8230; it looked like odd, Dr. Seuss-inspired, green desert.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6697\" title=\"Back Camera\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-4.jpg 478w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-4-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I landed at the airport and waited around to see if, by chance, the last minute pick-up request I&#8217;d sent to my hotel in San Ignacio had been received.\u00c2\u00a0 After a good 15 minutes, I figured it was time for an adventure&#8230; and set off via taxi to the Belize City bus station.<\/p>\n<p>As we pulled away&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;What language were you speaking back there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Driver: &#8220;Creole.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Is that a type of Spanish Creole?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(laughing) &#8220;Oh, no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A French Creole?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(laughing harder) &#8220;No, no no nono&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s broken English!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;English?!\u00c2\u00a0 And here I thought I spoke that language pretty good!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, you&#8217;re doing alright to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I did not understand A WORD you said!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thus begun my introduction into Creole.\u00c2\u00a0 Best I could tell, you take an English sentence, cut every word in half, and them jam them all together.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I saw the Coca-cola ad: &#8220;Di One Dala Deal.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 And suddenly, the world of the Creole language opened up.<\/p>\n<p>But it didn&#8217;t help me understand the friendly folks at the bus stop.\u00c2\u00a0 The bus stop itself was like any other I&#8217;d been to in Central America.\u00c2\u00a0 Except much, much more diverse &#8212; and diverse in its local population, I was the only gringa tourist there.\u00c2\u00a0 Mennonites.\u00c2\u00a0 Asians.\u00c2\u00a0 Mayans.\u00c2\u00a0 Guatemalans.\u00c2\u00a0 Rastafarians.\u00c2\u00a0 And more.<\/p>\n<p>I would have loved to photograph it all, capture the moments  in   color  perfection to go back and study the detail: the texture of the    paint,  the funny captions on the ads, the expressions on the kids    faces as the  sucked plastic bags of pureed fruit.\u00c2\u00a0 But if I&#8217;d done    this, I would have  become a voyeur in that space, turning it into    something uncomfortable  and suspicious.\u00c2\u00a0 Better to be there, than to    take it away.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I missed my express bus.<\/p>\n<p>The local   buses looked a bit daunting &#8212; crowded, and with the understanding that   it would take almost 4 hours to get where I needed to go.\u00c2\u00a0 I needed   another option.\u00c2\u00a0 After all, I was suppose to get be getting to work.<\/p>\n<p>Admitting   defeat, I went  to study the ultra-confusing bus schedule, where once   again, I  broke into  conversations.\u00c2\u00a0 First with a Mennonite who went   out of his  way to be  helpful.\u00c2\u00a0 Then with a bus station employee.\u00c2\u00a0 She   wasn&#8217;t  feeling her  best and wanted to go home&#8230; which just happened   to be the  very place I  needed to go.\u00c2\u00a0 I paid her gas, she drove us   West, into the  jungle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6698\" title=\"belize\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6695\" title=\"belize (2)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-2.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-2-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6694\" title=\"belize (1)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/belize-1-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere over Quintana Roo, Mexico&#8230; Belize!\u00c2\u00a0 This is the coastline north of Belize City.\u00c2\u00a0 The well-known islands (Cayes) are visible on the other side of the plane.\u00c2\u00a0 The water was so clear and still that it didn&#8217;t look at all like water&#8230; it looked like odd, Dr. Seuss-inspired, green desert. I landed at the airport [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[209],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6693"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6693"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6701,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6693\/revisions\/6701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}