{"id":6631,"date":"2010-09-09T05:48:34","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T12:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6631"},"modified":"2010-09-09T05:48:34","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T12:48:34","slug":"chapter-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/09\/09\/chapter-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 1."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Hint: &#8220;Ixsitit&#8221; = Excited.\u00c2\u00a0 I needed help with that one, too.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wilbur.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6632\" title=\"wilbur\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wilbur.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wilbur.jpg 537w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/wilbur-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Hint: &#8220;Ixsitit&#8221; = Excited.\u00c2\u00a0 I needed help with that one, too.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6633,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631\/revisions\/6633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}