{"id":6562,"date":"2010-08-12T18:00:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T01:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6562"},"modified":"2010-08-12T18:08:39","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T01:08:39","slug":"too-cool-for-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/08\/12\/too-cool-for-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Too cool for school."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kidss-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6563\" title=\"kidss (2)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kidss-2-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"555\" height=\"834\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kidss-2-682x1024.jpg 682w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kidss-2-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kidss-2.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eyes: Oh yes, they are that blue.<\/p>\n<p>Hair: Worn, preferably, spiked in the center.<\/p>\n<p>Skills: Fluent in French.\u00c2\u00a0 Good at all athletics.\u00c2\u00a0 Likes to dance.<\/p>\n<p>Extra special: He loves his Mama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eyes: Oh yes, they are that blue. Hair: Worn, preferably, spiked in the center. Skills: Fluent in French.\u00c2\u00a0 Good at all athletics.\u00c2\u00a0 Likes to dance. Extra special: He loves his Mama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[88,51],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6562"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6565,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6562\/revisions\/6565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}