{"id":6391,"date":"2010-06-17T10:19:28","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T17:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6391"},"modified":"2010-06-22T21:54:48","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T04:54:48","slug":"my-socks-are-lost-for-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/06\/17\/my-socks-are-lost-for-good\/","title":{"rendered":"My socks are lost for good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I knew he wasn&#8217;t kidding when his voice cracked and his eyes looked glassy.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;No, actually, I have an anniversary present for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Complete silence.<\/p>\n<p>I looked directly in his eye without a hint of joking.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Really?\u00c2\u00a0 You did.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;re not kidding.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not wrapped yet.\u00c2\u00a0 So, how about I give it to you now, so I don&#8217;t have to wrap it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Big sigh.\u00c2\u00a0 That sounds more like it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Wanna see it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6392\" title=\"clock\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock.jpg 425w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>WOW.\u00c2\u00a0 With special thanks to Derby Pottery and Tile for working with Paul on this one-of-a-kind, signature piece!\u00c2\u00a0 It is BEAUTIFUL.<\/p>\n<p>(Note the inscription around the water meter cover?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;And you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/04\/04\/the-best-of-the-best-just-posts-2009\/\">Best of the Best Just Posts<\/a> folks?\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;ve got Derby Pottery love coming your way&#8230; packages went out yesterday!\u00c2\u00a0 A preview&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6394\" title=\"clock2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock2.jpg 427w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock2-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6393\" title=\"clock1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/clock1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew he wasn&#8217;t kidding when his voice cracked and his eyes looked glassy.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;No, actually, I have an anniversary present for you.&#8221; Complete silence. I looked directly in his eye without a hint of joking.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Really?\u00c2\u00a0 You did.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;re not kidding.&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s not wrapped yet.\u00c2\u00a0 So, how about I give it to you now, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[88,51],"tags":[204],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6391"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6391"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6408,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6391\/revisions\/6408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}