{"id":633,"date":"2005-05-30T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/at-least-he-isnt-holding-scissors\/"},"modified":"2005-05-30T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-31T02:19:00","slug":"at-least-he-isnt-holding-scissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/at-least-he-isnt-holding-scissors\/","title":{"rendered":"At least he isn&#8217;t holding scissors."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/270\/3107\/1024\/IMG_6238.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/270\/3107\/320\/IMG_6238.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Running full speed with his hat pulled over his eyes&#8230; fun! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hello.com\/\" target=\"ext\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbh.gif\" alt=\"Posted by Hello\" style=\"border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Running full speed with his hat pulled over his eyes&#8230; fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}