{"id":6190,"date":"2010-04-19T22:30:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T05:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6190"},"modified":"2010-04-19T22:30:25","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T05:30:25","slug":"warning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/04\/19\/warning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Warning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When petting dinosaurs at the zoo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6191\" title=\"zoo 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; be forewarned.\u00c2\u00a0 They may spit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6192\" title=\"zoo 2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-2.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even on Daddy.\u00c2\u00a0 ewww.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6193\" title=\"zoo 3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-3.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-3-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also?\u00c2\u00a0 Nothing phases Kate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6194\" title=\"zoo 4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-4.jpg 427w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/zoo-4-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When petting dinosaurs at the zoo&#8230; &#8230; be forewarned.\u00c2\u00a0 They may spit. Even on Daddy.\u00c2\u00a0 ewww. Also?\u00c2\u00a0 Nothing phases Kate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51],"tags":[108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6196,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions\/6196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}