{"id":6100,"date":"2010-03-23T22:43:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T05:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=6100"},"modified":"2010-03-23T22:43:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T05:43:12","slug":"and-then-my-brain-flew-out-of-my-head-and-bounced-around-on-the-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2010\/03\/23\/and-then-my-brain-flew-out-of-my-head-and-bounced-around-on-the-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"And then my brain flew out of my head and bounced around on the floor."},"content":{"rendered":"

“The dance class was great.\u00c2\u00a0 E and R were there and we got to catch up… I think we need to follow the class with dinner afterward.”<\/p>\n

“Do you want me to cook for next week?”<\/p>\n

“Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should make it a girls’ night dinner.”<\/p>\n

“Sure, leave me at home with the kids.”<\/p>\n

“Do you want to make a dinner, for real?”<\/p>\n

“Will you make me wear the Chippendale’s outfit again?”<\/p>\n

“You can wear either, Chip or Dale.”<\/p>\n

“Well, either way you get my nuts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“The dance class was great.\u00c2\u00a0 E and R were there and we got to catch up… I think we need to follow the class with dinner afterward.” “Do you want me to cook for next week?” “Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should make it a girls’ night dinner.” “Sure, leave me at home […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51],"tags":[191],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6102,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100\/revisions\/6102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}