{"id":608,"date":"2005-05-24T06:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/la-cucaracha\/"},"modified":"2005-05-24T06:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T13:07:00","slug":"la-cucaracha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/24\/la-cucaracha\/","title":{"rendered":"La Cucaracha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What: HUGE, gigantic, mammoth, BIG, large, wide, and SCARY <a href=\"http:\/\/yucky.kids.discovery.com\/noflash\/roaches\/pg000097.html\">roach<\/a>.  (Now deceased.)<\/p>\n<p>Where: On our piano (he escaped) then, later, on the floor in the study.<\/p>\n<p>Our fears: Perhaps from the trash from the construction site next door? Got in under a door perhaps? Paul, who knows the house and it&#8217;s access points better than anyone, thinks the most likely mode of entry is our luggage. To say that I am freaking out about unpacking is an understatement. My fears of others kept me up last night.<\/p>\n<p>Current plan: Ask neighbors, find out common patterns.  Learn techniques for removal and prevention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What: HUGE, gigantic, mammoth, BIG, large, wide, and SCARY roach. (Now deceased.) Where: On our piano (he escaped) then, later, on the floor in the study. Our fears: Perhaps from the trash from the construction site next door? Got in under a door perhaps? Paul, who knows the house and it&#8217;s access points better than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}