– How I came to clean Kate’s pee off of Will’s bedroom floor this morning.
\n– The many ridiculous hours it takes to prepare for a board meeting, and by extension, the high suck-factor found in Kinko’s website.
\n– My fantasy workday, complete with regular deliveries of food I do not cook.
\n– A discussion of when self-help books become lame and indulgent.
\n– Paul’s sudden decision to empty, clean, purge, and re-organize the entire kitchen.
\n– A philosophical quandary regarding house-disruptive projects: does timing matter?
\n– What mattress is best?
\n– A 6-year old debate on which is stronger: gorillas or boxers? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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