{"id":5714,"date":"2009-12-27T20:25:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T03:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2009-12-27T20:26:42","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T03:26:42","slug":"todays-headlines-from-cold-spaghetti-daily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/27\/todays-headlines-from-cold-spaghetti-daily\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Headlines from Cold Spaghetti Daily"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Boy child learns to ride bicycle in under fifteen minutes; <\/strong><br \/>\nLance Armstrong loses endorsements to the young protege<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Woman finishes His Dark Materials series;<\/strong><br \/>\nDeclares DUST to be part of life&#8217;s joy and refuses to clean again<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Inside of washing machine coated in GOLD!<\/strong><br \/>\nIt only took one wash of daughter&#8217;s Belle princess dress, says Mom<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Parents alerted when rouge animals eat household pet! <\/strong><br \/>\nKids&#8217; imaginations create compelling Lego story, but family cat remained unharmed<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Husband goes 24 hours without viewing an Episode of Mythbusters<\/strong><br \/>\nHe&#8217;s not ill, he&#8217;s just playing Mario Kart<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/18433_1311198982726_1313173152_847955_6691992_s.jpg\" alt=\"18433_1311198982726_1313173152_847955_6691992_s\" title=\"18433_1311198982726_1313173152_847955_6691992_s\" width=\"97\" height=\"130\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5716\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy child learns to ride bicycle in under fifteen minutes; Lance Armstrong loses endorsements to the young protege Woman finishes His Dark Materials series; Declares DUST to be part of life&#8217;s joy and refuses to clean again Inside of washing machine coated in GOLD! It only took one wash of daughter&#8217;s Belle princess dress, says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67],"tags":[177,84],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5717,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions\/5717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}