{"id":5669,"date":"2009-12-20T21:13:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T04:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5669"},"modified":"2009-12-20T21:14:42","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T04:14:42","slug":"12-days-of-christmas-in-sound-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/20\/12-days-of-christmas-in-sound-only\/","title":{"rendered":"12 days of Christmas, in sound only."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re 6 days into the business trip, and here is where we&#8217;re at: <\/p>\n<p>Twelve critical car failures<br \/>\nEleven inside-out shirts<br \/>\nTen broken pieces<br \/>\nNine honey-soaked shelves<br \/>\nEight groceries lost<br \/>\nSeven piles of cat puke<br \/>\nSix un-mailed packages<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.Five sections of tree lights out!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Four flat-tire helpers<br \/>\nThree more days of single-parenting<br \/>\nTwo arguing children<br \/>\nAND<br \/>\nOne CHRISTMAS SUR-PRISE RUINED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re 6 days into the business trip, and here is where we&#8217;re at: Twelve critical car failures Eleven inside-out shirts Ten broken pieces Nine honey-soaked shelves Eight groceries lost Seven piles of cat puke Six un-mailed packages &#8230;.Five sections of tree lights out!&#8230;. Four flat-tire helpers Three more days of single-parenting Two arguing children AND [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,67],"tags":[177,127,125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5672,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions\/5672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}