{"id":5658,"date":"2009-12-17T23:18:25","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T06:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5658"},"modified":"2009-12-17T23:18:25","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T06:18:25","slug":"joyeux-noel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/17\/joyeux-noel\/","title":{"rendered":"Joyeux Noel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hail the holiday school party!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5659\" title=\"kids\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kids.jpg\" alt=\"kids\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kids.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kids-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The report:<\/p>\n<p>Girl child remained preciously cute and worked the tables for multiple brownies.\u00c2\u00a0 Papa Noel brought her a little snow globe, which is protectively located three inches from her face, lest it become stolen in the night.<\/p>\n<p>Boy child remained the kid on stage who, while 20 others stand calmly and sing, proceeds to pick his nose, scratch himself, swing around, randomly throw in extra-loud lines of song, and even &#8212; oh yes, even this &#8212; lick his finger and stick it into the ear of his friend beside him.<\/p>\n<p>Aye.<\/p>\n<p>I suspected tar and feathering were in the works, and though I did take pause for a moment, decided a getaway was better.\u00c2\u00a0 We snuck quietly out the backdoor, where a friend picked us up for the escape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hail the holiday school party! The report: Girl child remained preciously cute and worked the tables for multiple brownies.\u00c2\u00a0 Papa Noel brought her a little snow globe, which is protectively located three inches from her face, lest it become stolen in the night. Boy child remained the kid on stage who, while 20 others stand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[79,67,114],"tags":[108,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5658"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5661,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658\/revisions\/5661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}