{"id":5624,"date":"2009-12-15T22:37:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T05:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5624"},"modified":"2009-12-16T22:57:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-17T05:57:35","slug":"twas-the-first-night-of-pauls-business-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/15\/twas-the-first-night-of-pauls-business-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Twas the first night of Paul&#8217;s business trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nTwas the first night of Paul&#8217;s business trip, and all through the house,<br \/>\nThe cat lay not stirring, reminding me of said spouse.<br \/>\nThere were stockings somewhere&#8230; maybe in the front room?<br \/>\nBut we can&#8217;t hang them or Kate will pull them down with a boom.<\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nThe children were nestled all snug in their beds<br \/>\nBecause I tucked six blankets up to their heads.<br \/>\nAfter sitting up to watch Modern Family online,<br \/>\nI sat fighting the urge to calm my thoughts with wine.<\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nRemembering this morning, when out of the blue,<br \/>\nThe car coughed and bucked and made sounds like &#8216;poo-poo.&#8217;<br \/>\nIn a flash, I called Georgia and then, in a jiffy,<br \/>\nShe convinced me that things would turn out just spiffy.<\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nSo tomorrow I&#8217;ll go to G&#8217;s and find out more on the car<br \/>\n(while wondering why this only happens when Paul is out so far).<br \/>\nAnd thanking my wonderful friends, oh the many<br \/>\nWho are offering help, more and more, plenty, plenty.<\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nSo with this, I send one last thought off into the night,<br \/>\nThank you thank you, one and all!\u00c2\u00a0 And to all a Good Night!<br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the first night of Paul&#8217;s business trip, and all through the house, The cat lay not stirring, reminding me of said spouse. There were stockings somewhere&#8230; maybe in the front room? But we can&#8217;t hang them or Kate will pull them down with a boom. The children were nestled all snug in their beds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67],"tags":[177],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5624"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5640,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5624\/revisions\/5640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}