{"id":5599,"date":"2009-12-10T21:36:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T04:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5599"},"modified":"2009-12-16T22:58:46","modified_gmt":"2009-12-17T05:58:46","slug":"a-lil-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/10\/a-lil-help\/","title":{"rendered":"A lil&#8217; help."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter, er, no, my HUSBAND&#8217;S CHILD got into our office drawers in the wee hours of the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 She proceeds to take a sheet of stamps.\u00c2\u00a0 And another sheet of stamps.\u00c2\u00a0 And some tape.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s too traumatic for me to go much further.<\/p>\n<p>So, does anyone know?\u00c2\u00a0 Will the Post Office swap ruined stamps for ones still fit for circulation?<\/p>\n<p>Also?\u00c2\u00a0 What does one do with a child who is remaining grounded until age 40?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter, er, no, my HUSBAND&#8217;S CHILD got into our office drawers in the wee hours of the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 She proceeds to take a sheet of stamps.\u00c2\u00a0 And another sheet of stamps.\u00c2\u00a0 And some tape. It&#8217;s too traumatic for me to go much further. So, does anyone know?\u00c2\u00a0 Will the Post Office swap ruined stamps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[86],"tags":[177,108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5599"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5601,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5599\/revisions\/5601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}