{"id":5509,"date":"2009-11-19T21:14:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T04:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5509"},"modified":"2009-11-19T21:14:48","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T04:14:48","slug":"looking-forward-to-college-in-59-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/19\/looking-forward-to-college-in-59-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking forward to college in 59 years."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will: &#8220;Daddy, how did you learn to drive?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Paul: &#8220;I took classes and practiced.\u00c2\u00a0 When you&#8217;re 15, we&#8217;ll help you practice so that you can learn to drive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>W: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I want to drive until I am&#8230;. 20.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>P: &#8220;That sounds good to us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>W: &#8220;Yeah, driving is sort of scary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kate: &#8220;Yeah, I don&#8217;t want to drive until I am 64.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>W: &#8220;64?!\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s SO OLD.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s, like, how old you are when you go to COLLEGE.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will: &#8220;Daddy, how did you learn to drive?&#8221; Paul: &#8220;I took classes and practiced.\u00c2\u00a0 When you&#8217;re 15, we&#8217;ll help you practice so that you can learn to drive.&#8221; W: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I want to drive until I am&#8230;. 20.&#8221; P: &#8220;That sounds good to us.&#8221; W: &#8220;Yeah, driving is sort of scary.&#8221; Kate: &#8220;Yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[84,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5510,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5509\/revisions\/5510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}