{"id":5497,"date":"2009-11-16T21:13:12","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T04:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5497"},"modified":"2009-11-16T21:13:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T04:13:12","slug":"what-a-man-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/16\/what-a-man-wants\/","title":{"rendered":"What a Man Wants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Paul had a vasectomy a few weeks ago.\u00c2\u00a0 Because he is TOUGH MANLY MAN, he jumped (figuratively) to the tasks of parenting within 24 hours of the procedure.\u00c2\u00a0 There was infection. Then eventual clearing up.\u00c2\u00a0 And now, well, is the task of making sure it worked.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s that whole thing about our insurance changing and pre-existing what-not and wanting to just BE DONE and start out all fresh and healthy and clearly sterile on December 1st.\u00c2\u00a0 A date that is closing in fast.<\/p>\n<p>So please send Lego magazines.\u00c2\u00a0 Lots and lots of Lego magazines.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5498\" title=\"sw\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sw.jpg\" alt=\"sw\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sw.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sw-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And maybe some more Legos.\u00c2\u00a0 Because the 20,000 or so currently there aren&#8217;t quite enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Paul had a vasectomy a few weeks ago.\u00c2\u00a0 Because he is TOUGH MANLY MAN, he jumped (figuratively) to the tasks of parenting within 24 hours of the procedure.\u00c2\u00a0 There was infection. Then eventual clearing up.\u00c2\u00a0 And now, well, is the task of making sure it worked. But there&#8217;s that whole thing about our insurance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5499,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497\/revisions\/5499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}