{"id":5450,"date":"2009-11-08T00:19:02","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T07:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5450"},"modified":"2009-11-07T23:22:50","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T06:22:50","slug":"learning-from-the-soaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/08\/learning-from-the-soaps\/","title":{"rendered":"Learning from the Soaps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P: OH MY, have you seen how much Sam* looks like Will?<\/p>\n<p>H: I know, isn&#8217;t he adorable?<\/p>\n<p>P: If I didn&#8217;t know better, I&#8217;d have to ask for a paternity test.<\/p>\n<p>H: Paternity?\u00c2\u00a0 For who?<\/p>\n<p>P: For Will!<\/p>\n<p>H: What?\u00c2\u00a0 How would THAT have worked.<\/p>\n<p>P: Well, they were here for Mardi Gras a few years back.\u00c2\u00a0 WHO KNOWS what happened then between you all.<\/p>\n<p>H: Will was ALREADY BORN then.<\/p>\n<p>P: So?\u00c2\u00a0 Have soap operas taught you NOTHING?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>*This is not the Sam you&#8217;re looking for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P: OH MY, have you seen how much Sam* looks like Will? H: I know, isn&#8217;t he adorable? P: If I didn&#8217;t know better, I&#8217;d have to ask for a paternity test. H: Paternity?\u00c2\u00a0 For who? P: For Will! H: What?\u00c2\u00a0 How would THAT have worked. P: Well, they were here for Mardi Gras a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5453,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5450\/revisions\/5453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}