{"id":540,"date":"2005-05-02T19:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T02:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/02\/unicycle-2\/"},"modified":"2005-05-02T19:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T02:18:00","slug":"unicycle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/02\/unicycle-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Unicycle"},"content":{"rendered":"

I realized I may have dropped a bombshell by talking about “Unicycle Polo” without explanation.<\/p>\n

Paul decided to celebrate his “big number” birthday with the purchase of a Unicycle. Along with juggling club, Paul now goes to Unicycle Club, where club members learn how to ride, practice tricks, and even play polo. From what Paul has been told, he’s a natural. I think it’s great! (Paul says that it is his “mid-life crisis” — it’s the “ultimate convertible.”)<\/p>\n

Some women worry that their husbands will run off with another woman. I don’t. But maybe I should keep a closer eye on him when the circus is in town?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I realized I may have dropped a bombshell by talking about “Unicycle Polo” without explanation. Paul decided to celebrate his “big number” birthday with the purchase of a Unicycle. Along with juggling club, Paul now goes to Unicycle Club, where club members learn how to ride, practice tricks, and even play polo. From what Paul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}