{"id":5339,"date":"2009-10-29T23:28:05","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T06:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5339"},"modified":"2009-10-29T23:28:05","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T06:28:05","slug":"rocking-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/10\/29\/rocking-teeth\/","title":{"rendered":"Rocking Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brushing teeth and combing hair is a total drag to kids.\u00c2\u00a0 I know this because it seems doing each regularly involves resistance.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why, when Will screamed &#8216;nooooooo, noooooo, NOOOOOOOOO!!&#8217; as I brushed his teeth last night, I assumed he was fighting my brushing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Will!\u00c2\u00a0 What is WRONG?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mommmmmm!\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;ve stopped the concert and now everyone is LEAVING!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, my brushing had interrupted his ROCKSTAR mirror concert.\u00c2\u00a0 Brought to the mirror by the ROCKSTAR hair I&#8217;d given him prior to the toothbrush interruption.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5335\" title=\"rock (1)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-1.jpg\" alt=\"rock (1)\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-1-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Naturally, we had to remedy the situation by having a full-blown post-toothbrushing ROCKSTAR concert.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5337\" title=\"rock (3)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-3.jpg\" alt=\"rock (3)\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-3.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-3-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kate, too.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5338\" title=\"rock\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock.jpg\" alt=\"rock\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/rock-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brushing teeth and combing hair is a total drag to kids.\u00c2\u00a0 I know this because it seems doing each regularly involves resistance. Which is why, when Will screamed &#8216;nooooooo, noooooo, NOOOOOOOOO!!&#8217; as I brushed his teeth last night, I assumed he was fighting my brushing. &#8220;Will!\u00c2\u00a0 What is WRONG?&#8221; &#8220;Mommmmmm!\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;ve stopped the concert and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[85,67],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5340,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions\/5340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}