{"id":5227,"date":"2009-09-11T08:46:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5227"},"modified":"2009-09-11T08:46:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T15:46:58","slug":"violated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/09\/11\/violated\/","title":{"rendered":"Violated."},"content":{"rendered":"

“Will told me last night that Dumbledore dies in The Half-Blood Prince.”<\/p>\n

“WHA?”<\/p>\n

“C. told him at school.”<\/p>\n

“You are kidding. His parents must have brought him to the movie. HOW DARE THEY.”<\/p>\n

“I asked Will if C. said anything about Santa Claus.”<\/p>\n

“That would have been much better. I think I want to kick that kid’s ass.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Will told me last night that Dumbledore dies in The Half-Blood Prince.” “WHA?” “C. told him at school.” “You are kidding. His parents must have brought him to the movie. HOW DARE THEY.” “I asked Will if C. said anything about Santa Claus.” “That would have been much better. I think I want to kick […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67,86],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5227"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5228,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5227\/revisions\/5228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}