{"id":5138,"date":"2009-08-23T14:25:43","date_gmt":"2009-08-23T21:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2009-08-23T17:38:19","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T00:38:19","slug":"i-wish-id-never-seen-monkey-bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/08\/23\/i-wish-id-never-seen-monkey-bars\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I wish I&#8217;d never seen monkey bars.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was so proud of himself.\u00c2\u00a0 Even though he had to jump up to reach them, once his hand held, he swung\u00c2\u00a0 across those monkey bars with confidence.\u00c2\u00a0 When other children approached, he kindly demonstrated the hang and swing, dutifully encouraging others to try, too.\u00c2\u00a0 But then, that&#8217;s just our sweet guy.<\/p>\n<p>Finally he complained that his hands were hurting.\u00c2\u00a0 He showed Paul his palms, which were beginning to show signs of blisters.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Maybe you should take a break?&#8221; Paul suggested.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just one more time,&#8221; Will said.<\/p>\n<p>And he jumped and grabbed the first bar with his right hand.\u00c2\u00a0 But before he could grab the next with his left, he slipped in mid-swing, coming down on his left arm.\u00c2\u00a0 He jumped up in a scream so fast Paul said it was as if Will&#8217;s body had bounced on the pavement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Paul, the parent with experience in broken bones, was extra helpful to Will while we went through the ins and outs of x-ray, exams, and setting the splint.\u00c2\u00a0  Among Paul&#8217;s finer stories: the pain of x-rays, discomfort while sleeping, itching, and gross things that come out of casts.\u00c2\u00a0  Still, that&#8217;s probably better than what my face looked like when I cut off the make-shift magazine cast that held his arm from playground to hospital.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5139\" title=\"head\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/head.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/head.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/head-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Both bones are broken in his left arm, a little above his wrist.\u00c2\u00a0 The ER at Children&#8217;s was terribly busy, so we didn&#8217;t get to see the x-rays.\u00c2\u00a0 He&#8217;s in a hard splint until the swelling goes down and then back to the orthopedic for more x-rays and setting later this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was so proud of himself.\u00c2\u00a0 Even though he had to jump up to reach them, once his hand held, he swung\u00c2\u00a0 across those monkey bars with confidence.\u00c2\u00a0 When other children approached, he kindly demonstrated the hang and swing, dutifully encouraging others to try, too.\u00c2\u00a0 But then, that&#8217;s just our sweet guy. Finally he complained [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[133,67,86],"tags":[90,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5143,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions\/5143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}