{"id":506,"date":"2005-04-17T06:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/the-sponge\/"},"modified":"2005-04-17T06:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T13:30:00","slug":"the-sponge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/the-sponge\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sponge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will has been watching and learning very intently.  Some things he&#8217;s picked up lately:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; How to move the gate to &#8220;escape&#8221; from the front room and into the rest of the house<br \/>&#8211; How to walk around the front yard gate and on to the sidewalk and street<br \/>&#8211; How to move the piano bench and open (and close) the keyboard<br \/>&#8211; How to smell the flowers (actually, he hasn&#8217;t figured out that it&#8217;s an inhale &#8212; he sniffs ON the flowers instead)<br \/>&#8211; How to put on his shirt (he reaches and helps to get his arms through the holes)<br \/>&#8211; How to put on shoes (our shoes &#8212; his aren&#8217;t as exciting)<br \/>&#8211; How to open doors<br \/>&#8211; How to fill cups with water in the shower and dump them on Mom&#8217;s head<br \/>&#8211; How to turn the television on and off<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will has been watching and learning very intently. Some things he&#8217;s picked up lately: &#8211; How to move the gate to &#8220;escape&#8221; from the front room and into the rest of the house&#8211; How to walk around the front yard gate and on to the sidewalk and street&#8211; How to move the piano bench and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}