{"id":5,"date":"2008-07-01T13:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-01T20:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2008-07-02T20:57:06","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T03:57:06","slug":"the-new-hotness-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/01\/the-new-hotness-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Cabinets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cabinets, cabinets in my room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Places, finally, for a broom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My husband is the hottest guy,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8217;cause he can build &#8217;em up way high.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cabinets-3.jpg\">\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-5 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/01\/the-new-hotness-a-poem\/cabinets-1\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cabinets-1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/01\/the-new-hotness-a-poem\/cabinets-31\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/cabinets-31-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ugh.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t like the pictures when they were big (it seemed too big) and in gallery mode they aren&#8217;t even.\u00c2\u00a0 *sigh*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cabinets, cabinets in my room. Places, finally, for a broom. My husband is the hottest guy, &#8217;cause he can build &#8217;em up way high. Ugh.\u00c2\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t like the pictures when they were big (it seemed too big) and in gallery mode they aren&#8217;t even.\u00c2\u00a0 *sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}