{"id":499,"date":"2005-04-16T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-16T13:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/16\/owies\/"},"modified":"2005-04-16T06:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-16T13:35:00","slug":"owies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/16\/owies\/","title":{"rendered":"Owies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s most recent owies:<br \/>&#8211; two scabbed knees<br \/>&#8211; one scratch\/red mark on the back of his right calf<br \/>&#8211; big cuts on the fourth finger on his left hand (this one is bothersome to me because it is pretty ugly looking)<br \/>&#8211; bruise on the thumb on this left hand from it getting pinched in someone&#8217;s front gate (Dad accidently pinched his finger in the gate while trying to pull Will away from it)<\/p>\n<p>We have very little insight into how the majority of his scrapes and scratches were earned.  They just seem to appear&#8230;?  Is Dad too reckless?  Mom too overprotective?  (This was the theme of last week&#8217;s &#8220;Scrubs&#8221; so it&#8217;s on the mind.)  We&#8217;re not sure.  But the fact is that he does seem to be collecting the warrior marks of toddler-hood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s most recent owies:&#8211; two scabbed knees&#8211; one scratch\/red mark on the back of his right calf&#8211; big cuts on the fourth finger on his left hand (this one is bothersome to me because it is pretty ugly looking)&#8211; bruise on the thumb on this left hand from it getting pinched in someone&#8217;s front gate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}