{"id":4957,"date":"2009-07-13T10:16:40","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T17:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4957"},"modified":"2009-07-13T10:16:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T17:16:40","slug":"glitte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/07\/13\/glitte\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to Fairy: Get Ready."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most amazing part, to me, is that it happened without the influence of blunt force trauma.\u00c2\u00a0 That darn tooth just came loose.\u00c2\u00a0 The natural procession of things.  One tooth moving out, making room for that adult tooth coming in behind it.<\/p>\n<p>Which tooth?<\/p>\n<p>The one on the left.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4958\" title=\"will1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/will1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/will1.jpg 426w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/will1-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember that kid?\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, well, he has a loose tooth.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4hIMUtHUkwk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4hIMUtHUkwk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And while I don&#8217;t necessarily feel old over the fact that my baby has his first loose tooth, I do suspect that in the same moment that little tooth started to wiggle, a dozen gray hairs sprouted on my head and my boobs sagged another inch.\u00c2\u00a0 The natural procession of things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most amazing part, to me, is that it happened without the influence of blunt force trauma.\u00c2\u00a0 That darn tooth just came loose.\u00c2\u00a0 The natural procession of things. One tooth moving out, making room for that adult tooth coming in behind it. Which tooth? The one on the left. Remember that kid?\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, well, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[114,86],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4957"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4959,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4957\/revisions\/4959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}