{"id":4911,"date":"2009-06-28T19:48:22","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T02:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4911"},"modified":"2009-06-28T19:48:22","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T02:48:22","slug":"wills-life-as-a-big-brother-defined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/06\/28\/wills-life-as-a-big-brother-defined\/","title":{"rendered":"Will&#8217;s life as a big brother defined."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s life as a big brother goes something like this:<\/p>\n<p>1. Kids are independently playing in public space.<br \/>\n2. Kate is run over by big kid.<br \/>\n3. Will is tasked with watching over his little sister.<br \/>\n4. Kids proceed to play extra cute.<br \/>\n5. Kate falls.<br \/>\n6. Will helps her up.<br \/>\n&#8230; and &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nFSLJdooQSU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nFSLJdooQSU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Poor kid.  Every darn time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s life as a big brother goes something like this: 1. Kids are independently playing in public space. 2. Kate is run over by big kid. 3. Will is tasked with watching over his little sister. 4. Kids proceed to play extra cute. 5. Kate falls. 6. Will helps her up. &#8230; and &#8230; Poor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67,86],"tags":[92,108,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4912,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4911\/revisions\/4912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}