{"id":4898,"date":"2009-06-26T17:29:21","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T00:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4898"},"modified":"2009-06-28T07:53:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-28T14:53:17","slug":"doorbell-chime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/06\/26\/doorbell-chime\/","title":{"rendered":"*Doorbell chime*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a><\/a><br \/>\nHello.<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4899\" title=\"ind-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My name is Inigo Montoya.\u00c2\u00a0 You killed my father.  Prepare to d&#8212;<br \/>\n<a><\/a><br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4900\" title=\"ind-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-2.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/ind-2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a><\/a><br \/>\n*Door slam*<br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.\u00c2\u00a0 You killed my father. Prepare to d&#8212; *Door slam*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[100],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4898"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4902,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions\/4902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}