{"id":4870,"date":"2009-06-23T20:38:47","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T03:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4870"},"modified":"2009-06-24T06:21:35","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T13:21:35","slug":"5-year-old-medical-practice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/06\/23\/5-year-old-medical-practice\/","title":{"rendered":"5-year old medical practice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kate recently failed a middle ear hearing test.\u00c2\u00a0 Yesterday, Will complained that his left ear (his problem ear) hurt and that he couldn&#8217;t hear out of it.\u00c2\u00a0 I called the doc; Paul took them this afternoon while I was teaching.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story that unfolded for me when I got home:<\/p>\n<p>Paul: Will&#8217;s ear tube fell out.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Wow, already?<\/p>\n<p>Paul: Except he put it back in.<\/p>\n<p>Me: What?<\/p>\n<p>Paul: Tell Mommy about your tube, Will.<\/p>\n<p>Will: My tube fell out after lunch.\u00c2\u00a0 I put it back.\u00c2\u00a0 Then the doctor found it.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You put the ear tube back in your ear?\u00c2\u00a0 Just pushed it in?<\/p>\n<p>Will: Yes, I put it back in.\u00c2\u00a0 A lot of earwax pushed it out.<\/p>\n<p>Paul: The doctor said the hole will be around for a few more weeks, maybe months.\u00c2\u00a0 There is fluid inside the eardrum, though.\u00c2\u00a0 We just have to watch it and keep using his ear drops.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Will, next time something falls out of your head, put it in your pocket and tell an adult before you put it in your ear, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kate recently failed a middle ear hearing test.\u00c2\u00a0 Yesterday, Will complained that his left ear (his problem ear) hurt and that he couldn&#8217;t hear out of it.\u00c2\u00a0 I called the doc; Paul took them this afternoon while I was teaching.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story that unfolded for me when I got home: Paul: Will&#8217;s ear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[90,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4870"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4872,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870\/revisions\/4872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}