me: Both kids in bed.<\/p>\n
Paul: wow, go you<\/p>\n
me:
\nKids eating post-dinner pudding.
\nI do laundry.
\nCome back.
\nKate has used pudding as finger paints.
\nPUDDING EVERYWHERE.
\nShe has to get cleaned in kitchen sink before being brought to bathroom.<\/p>\n
Paul: our little angel?<\/p>\n
me:
\nIn bathroom, I’m dealing with pudding clean-up
\non me
\nand her clothes….
\n…and she removes pants to reveal the evening’s 3rd poop.
\nHer pull-up removal spreads poop everywhere.
\nPoop all over legs
\nFeet
\nFloor
\nCarpet
\nClothes.
\nFinally, she’s in the tub.
\nI wash her.
\nI am getting her out.
\nWill, who has been eating pudding this whole time, comes in.
\nHe decided the finger painting was a good idea.
\nHe’s painted his entire face with it.
\nAnd hands and arms.
\nIt’s COVERING his UNIFORM.<\/p>\n
Paul: I hope you killed him<\/p>\n
me:
\nHis WHITE
\nNEW
\nBRAND NEW
\nWHITE
\nSHIRT.<\/p>\n
Paul: he should know better<\/p>\n
me:
\nI rinse tub and refill.
\nHe gets in.
\nI dress Kate.
\nI come back in bathroom to find Will with the soap.
\nBubbles.
\nEverywhere.
\nSoap bottle is upside-down.
\nHe’s squeezing the bottle.
\nThe NOW almost EMPTY bottle
\nBecause he’s emptied half of it
\nin the tub
\nwith him
\n.<\/p>\n
This is why the kids are in bed early.<\/p>\n
Sent at 7:00 PM on Wednesday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
me: Both kids in bed. Paul: wow, go you me: Kids eating post-dinner pudding. I do laundry. Come back. Kate has used pudding as finger paints. PUDDING EVERYWHERE. She has to get cleaned in kitchen sink before being brought to bathroom. Paul: our little angel? me: In bathroom, I’m dealing with pudding clean-up on me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[86],"tags":[84,108,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4719"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4724,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4719\/revisions\/4724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}