{"id":4677,"date":"2009-05-12T22:22:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T05:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4677"},"modified":"2009-05-12T22:23:57","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T05:23:57","slug":"nighttime-haiku-for-the-sleep-deprived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/05\/12\/nighttime-haiku-for-the-sleep-deprived\/","title":{"rendered":"Nighttime Haiku for the Sleep Deprived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a><\/a><a><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I ponder: kicks? shoves?<br \/>\nWhat recourse have I for this?<br \/>\nMy snoring husband.<br \/>\n<a><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ponder: kicks? shoves? What recourse have I for this? My snoring husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4677"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4679,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4677\/revisions\/4679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}