{"id":4486,"date":"2009-04-21T19:47:19","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T02:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4486"},"modified":"2009-04-21T19:47:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T02:47:19","slug":"potty-and-other-details","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/21\/potty-and-other-details\/","title":{"rendered":"Potty and other details."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to all those guides of readiness, Kate has been ready to potty train for a few years.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately, she is not on board with that assessment.<\/p>\n<p>Which means that any attempt (as seen below) is only a flirtation with disaster.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4484\" title=\"img_8814\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8814.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8814.jpg 683w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8814-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>MY REFRAIN: I will not force the issue.\u00c2\u00a0 She will do it on her own.<\/p>\n<p>THE PART THAT MAKES THIS CHOICE OKAY: If you don&#8217;t force it, it will be easy when it happens.<\/p>\n<p>ALSO: Go out and buy a ton of diapers.\u00c2\u00a0 That will ensure she potty trains as quickly as possible.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4485\" title=\"img_8877\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8877.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8877.jpg 683w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_8877-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>In other news, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/morelimabeans.blogspot.com\/\">Gwen<\/a>&#8216;s birthday!\u00c2\u00a0 She&#8217;s 21 in hex, too.\u00c2\u00a0 And I can prove it.\u00c2\u00a0 See this picture of us, taken last week?\u00c2\u00a0 Young vixens.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4487\" title=\"cellar\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cellar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cellar.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/cellar-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to all those guides of readiness, Kate has been ready to potty train for a few years.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately, she is not on board with that assessment. Which means that any attempt (as seen below) is only a flirtation with disaster. MY REFRAIN: I will not force the issue.\u00c2\u00a0 She will do it on her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[142,86],"tags":[229,108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4486"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4486"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4488,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4486\/revisions\/4488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}