{"id":4452,"date":"2009-04-16T20:39:56","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T03:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4452"},"modified":"2009-04-16T20:40:31","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T03:40:31","slug":"movienight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/16\/movienight\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a><br \/>\n<\/a>Sometime in the not so distant future, Kate is going to come fussing to me to report that her brother held her down and farted on her nose AGAIN with Will on her heals complaining OH NO she was fighting to get that last red flat 8 bump lego piece out of his pocket and it was HER fault and then Kate shouts but you LAUGHED and FARTED and he says OH YEAH, WELL MY FARTS SMELL BETTER THAN YOUR FEET and she&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and I&#8217;ll look at them both dumbfounded and say, &#8220;who ARE you people?\u00c2\u00a0 Do you see this picture?\u00c2\u00a0 See these sweet angelic children cuddling in bed?\u00c2\u00a0 These, THESE are my children.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4451\" title=\"img_5984\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_5984.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_5984.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img_5984-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><a><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime in the not so distant future, Kate is going to come fussing to me to report that her brother held her down and farted on her nose AGAIN with Will on her heals complaining OH NO she was fighting to get that last red flat 8 bump lego piece out of his pocket and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[67,86],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4452"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4452"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4454,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4452\/revisions\/4454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}