{"id":4068,"date":"2009-03-02T22:29:02","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T05:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2009-03-02T22:29:02","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T05:29:02","slug":"kate-goes-crunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/03\/02\/kate-goes-crunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Kate goes crunch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will and Kate share a bedroom, which means that we must remove one of them from the room each night in order for either of them to fall asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 Tonight Kate wandered to our room while I read bedtime stories (apparently she was not interested in hearing Will&#8217;s insults to my French accent).\u00c2\u00a0 She crawled in bed and went to sleep with little fuss.<\/p>\n<p>We should have known something was up.<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later, Paul comes to get me from my computer&#8230; NOW IN THE BACK IN THE NEW STUDY&#8230; where I am working.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I tried to move your daughter and she went &#8216;crunch.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean, crunch?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think you need to come and see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is something wrong?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.\u00c2\u00a0 She just went crunch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I walk in the room and Paul says, &#8220;this is what I felt when I picked her up.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 He hands me a pile of this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4063\" title=\"kate-212\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-212.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-212.jpg 1478w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-212-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And we turn on the light to find this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4066\" title=\"kate-215\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-215.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-215.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-215-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Explained by this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4065\" title=\"kate-214\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-214.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-214.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-214-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4064\" title=\"kate-213\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-213.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-213-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>All done by this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4067\" title=\"kate-216\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-216.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-216.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/kate-216-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Note to household: this is not a good time for a papercut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will and Kate share a bedroom, which means that we must remove one of them from the room each night in order for either of them to fall asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 Tonight Kate wandered to our room while I read bedtime stories (apparently she was not interested in hearing Will&#8217;s insults to my French accent).\u00c2\u00a0 She crawled 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