{"id":3883,"date":"2009-02-04T22:25:58","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T05:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3883"},"modified":"2009-02-05T08:31:19","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T15:31:19","slug":"todays-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/02\/04\/todays-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breaking news, 11am this morning:<\/p>\n<p>INTERMITTENT FLUID IN BOY CHILD&#8217;S EAR CAUSES REDUCED HEARING<\/p>\n<p>Afternoon addition:<\/p>\n<p>PARENTS DISTRACTED BY NEW PARADE ROUTES AND DECIDE TO IGNORE CHILD&#8217;S POTENTIAL HEARING ISSUE<\/p>\n<p>Evening release:<\/p>\n<p>HEARING WHA? KID SEEMS FINE AFTER CRAZY ANTICS IN BATHTUB<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3884\" title=\"tub-079\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tub-079.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tub-079.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tub-079-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breaking news, 11am this morning: INTERMITTENT FLUID IN BOY CHILD&#8217;S EAR CAUSES REDUCED HEARING Afternoon addition: PARENTS DISTRACTED BY NEW PARADE ROUTES AND DECIDE TO IGNORE CHILD&#8217;S POTENTIAL HEARING ISSUE Evening release: HEARING WHA? KID SEEMS FINE AFTER CRAZY ANTICS IN BATHTUB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[85,86],"tags":[90,125,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3883"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3886,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883\/revisions\/3886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}