{"id":3815,"date":"2009-01-30T23:26:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T06:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2009-01-30T23:30:43","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T06:30:43","slug":"will-and-all-his-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/will-and-all-his-parts\/","title":{"rendered":"Will, and all his parts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3817\" title=\"img_3672-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3672-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3672-1.jpg 683w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3672-1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<p>The kids stood in the crowded elevator enjoying the bounce at each stop up to the 6th floor.  &#8220;It feels funny, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Paul asked them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It makes my penis feel funny!&#8221;  Will exclaimed to half of New Orleans.*<\/p>\n<p>And with that, we entered the pediatrician&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p>What we know: there does not seem to be fluid in his ear, an access of ear wax interfering with &#8220;membrane movement,&#8221; or anything else in there that would displace enough air to make anyone concerned.  He is scheduled for additional testing at Children&#8217;s on Wednesday.  Damn.  I was really hoping for a slam duck on this one&#8230; and now I&#8217;m thinking that he&#8217;s physically fine and instead has some larger, big picture issue.  Like, he&#8217;s just being five.  And five can just be weird.  No drug treatment for this.<\/p>\n<p>But while we&#8217;re on the subject of Will, I thought I&#8217;d share what I know will be his most favorite picture of all time.  One that he posed for purposely and requested photographic capture:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3816\" title=\"img_3629-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3629-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"751\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3629-1.jpg 681w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3629-1-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<p>Well, this one could be a close second.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3818\" title=\"img_3677-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3677-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3677-1.jpg 683w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img_3677-1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\n<p>* <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/11\/11\/would-snuffleupagus-have-been-a-better-choice\/\">We&#8217;ve had some practice with this before<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kids stood in the crowded elevator enjoying the bounce at each stop up to the 6th floor. &#8220;It feels funny, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Paul asked them. &#8220;It makes my penis feel funny!&#8221; Will exclaimed to half of New Orleans.* And with that, we entered the pediatrician&#8217;s office. What we know: there does not seem to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[88,85,133],"tags":[84,90,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3815"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3823,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions\/3823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}